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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 46
Chapter46: Brain SwappedZackcomes home from work all stressed out as usual. Peter is sitting onthe couch drinking his beer and notices this."Geez,what's with you?" asked Peter, "You're always coming homestressed.""5workers quit on me and I ended up having to fix 8 cars by myself,"said Zack."Whydon't you smile once in a while," said Peter, "You alwayssound like a downer.""Okaythen. Golly gee!" said
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 47
Chapter 47: It All Ends Here(A/N: credit goes to Diablo666 for the idea of the return of Zack's girlfriend and her son.)A young, blonde haired woman was standing in front of the doorway. Beside her was a small, 2 year old child who resembled Zack and even had long hair like him except his hair was black. He also wore black clothing like a goth which consisted on a black skull shirt, black jeans, b
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 2
When Meg Met ZackDisclaimer: Still don't own Family Guy.Chapter 2: Meeting the Parents---After a very long drive from the 7-11, Meg and Zack finally get to her house."Thanks for the ride home, Zack" said Meg, "And since you were very nice to me, do you want to come inside for something to eat?""I dunno," said Zack uneasily, "We just met, and...""Zack, I really want you to be my friend," said Meg."
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 3
Diclaimer:Still don't own Family Guy.Chapter3: A New Place to Stay.Everyonewas seated at the dinner table(including Chris who had somehowinexplicably recovered from his injuries) being served dinner. Loisstarted making conversation."So,Meg how was school today?" asked Lois."Iwas teased again by Connie and the other poular kids," said Meg,"They stole my books, they stuffed me in a locker, and I alm
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 4
Disclaimer: Blah, Blah, something about not owning Family Guy, and such.Chapter 4: Ready for the Homecoming DanceZack was upstairs in the basement playing his Nintendo 64. Specifically, he was playing WWF No Mercy. He had created himself into the game and was beating the hell out of Triple H."Just gotta pull off my finisher and I'll become champion," said Greg.Just at that very moment, he heard Me
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 5
Disclaimer[Insert line about not owning Family Guy hereChapter5: TheHomecoming Dance Laterthat day, at around 5 pm, Meg and Zack had gotten fully dressed."Howdo I look?" asked Meg. She was wearing a red spaghetti-strappeddress that went down to her ankles and was not wearing her beanie."Megyou look stunning," said Lois, "Doesn't she look stunning,Peter?""Uhhh..."said Peter."Shedoes," whispered Loi
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Family Guy
Megs Boyfriend Chapter 1
When Meg Met ZackDicslamer: I do not own Family Guy. If I did, Meg would not be bashed and Chris would.Chapter 1: They Meet.----The Griffins going on a family outing, when Peter makes up a game."Hey, I've got a game we can play," said Peter, "Whenever we see a buggie on the road, we hit Meg!""What?!?!" shouts Meg, "Don't I get a say in this.""No," Peter simply says."Punch buggy green," says Chris
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Deleted Messages Chapter 1
Disclaimer: Family Guy is property of Seth MacFarlane.Deleted MessagesGenre: HumorRated T for: Language and other content.AN: Did that old guy leave anymore messages ? A very short oneshot.You have 79 deleted messages:Message One:Well, hello there. Just wanna see if the paper boy's there.Message Two:Hi, there. Just wanna get some good news from the paper boy.Message Three:Hello, Hello, Hello. Just
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Fluey Stewie Chapter 1
FlueyStewieNote: First-ever Family Guy Stewie-centric fan fiction. Despite beingill, Stewie does his best (or in this case, his worst) to kill Lois.Damnyour estrogenically charged tyranny !StewieChapter1Victory Shall Be Mine !Stewiehad been in a matricidal frame of mind since his birth. If he hadbeen born with a knife in his hand, he wouldve torn himself out ofhis mothers uterus, killing her on th
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Revenge Of the Stewies Chapter 1
REVENGEOF THE STEWIESInhis new Secret place, which was really a blanket tacked over alawn chair in the garage, Stewie Griffin soldered a panel on the sideof his latest invention.There,Im finally finished! Stewie looked at the device in triumph. Itlooked like a metal trash bin, but was really a cloning device thatStewie had been working on for several weeks now. Well, now I canfinally set out to co
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Teach The Boy A Lesson Chapter 1
TeachThe Boy A LessonSummary:Peter has to teach Chris to be more mature in order to not angerLois. But will this little prank war between him and the others getin the way?ChapterOne: It All BeginsAuthorsNote: This is my first Family Guy fic, so take it easy on me ok? J I watch Family Guy ALL the time and I LOVE that show. So, here itgoes. Loislooked on in disgust as Peter poured cereal in his mout
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Family Guy The Curse Evil Child Chapter 1
Disclaimer:I dont own Family Guy or anything else, but I own the legend.It was anormal day in the Griffin home, the family were watching T.V.Cutawaysto T.V. showAnd nowback to Nintendo affairsMario isin a local bar with Luigi looking very upset and drunk.Mario,calm down! Youve drank too much! said Luigi.YOUSLEPT WITH MY PEACH!!! screamed Mario, who broke his wine bottleand aimed it for Luigi. HERE
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Family Guy The Curse Evil Child Chapter 2
Declaimer:I dont own anything except the plot.A/N: sorrythe last chapter stinks but this will be better.Peter andChris were outside in their yard dressed like Batman and Robin.Dad,why are we dressed like Batman and Robin, and why are the symbolsdifferent? said Chris, pointing to the hotdog symbol on Peterscostume and the pizza symbol on Chriss.Because,my inquisitive chum, we are going to fight cri
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Family Guy The Curse Evil Child Chapter 3
Disclaimer:I dont own family guy or any other show mentioned.Previously on battle-star galacticaStewie and Brian are interrogating the teddy bear Rupert.Where is the bomb!!?! Brian screamed impatiently.The bear just sits there.Oh no! exclaimed Stewie, who seemed to hear Rupert. Just thenthe building exploded.Brian and Lois are hiding behind some barrels in a burning building.Do you think hes dead?
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Family Guy The Curse Evil Child Chapter 4
Disclaimer:I dont own anything until I rule the world and you are my slavesHAHA! hits foot on door BLAST!!!Peterdrove faster and faster until he was at 140 mph and the portalwouldnt open . the police began chasing peter.Ohcrap. He said.Helicopterssoon appeared.Ohcrap!Thede-lorean drove off a cliff.OHCRAP!!!!Peter soonrealized why he wasnt in another time; he didnt activate thetime circuits.G-d,Ive
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The Terrible Tenancy of Doctor Noxious Chapter 1
No, I don't own Family Guy. Stop asking me.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"Hey guys, guess what?"Everyone looked up as Peter rushed into the living room, grinning ear to ear. "You finally got rid of the evil monkey?" Chris guessed."Even better! Lois, y'know that dream vacation we've been talkin' about?""Yeah, Peter, what about it?"
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The Terrible Tenancy of Doctor Noxious Chapter 2
No, I don't own Family Guy. Stop asking me.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Episode 1: My Son VladIt had taken no time for Dr. Noxious to get comfortable living with the Griffins. He had discarded the winter coat he was wearing when he arrived, and now he always seemed to be wearing a lab coat in its place. The absence of a hood had
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Family Guy
The Terrible Tenancy of Doctor Noxious Chapter 3
No, I don't own Family Guy. Stop asking me. I also don't own Static Shock.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Episode 2: Stewie's Electric CircusIn the Griffin household, the unthinkable had happened. Stewie had become bored."Lois!" he called, wandering from room to room with malevolent intent. "Lois!" Wherever he looked, though, his mo
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Rebel Rebel Chapter 1
100 Themes Challenge - 50: Breaking The Rules (Bunny)
----------Hey, Butters, whatre you doing holed up in there? You wanna come hang out with me and the guys? Kenny shouted to from below Butterss open window, throwing a pebble at the glass just to make sure he got his attention.Id love to K-Kenny, but you see, Im grounded again. Butters looked from outside the window to where his closed bedr
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The PTTGPTRBAA and PRBA Chapter 1
Brian's ConfessionThe PTTGPTRBAA and thePRBA"Damnit!" Brian yelled at Chris"What?"Chris asked Brian"Oh...uh... nothing" Brian said"What'sall this racket?" Lois asked as she walked in the room"Whothe hell put a raccoon in my bed?" Meg screamed storming downthe stairsStewiestarts to crack up."Stewieyou evil-" Meg yelled."Ididn't do it" Stewie said trying to stop laughing"Thenwho did?" Meg questioned
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Family Guy Neighbor Problems Chapter 1
Peter, Brian and Stewie were in the living room watching TV. And now back to All Dogs go to Heaven. The announcer on the TV said. (on TV) Charlie is talking to Itchy. Charlies voice changes from Burt Reynolds to Charlie Sheen and Steven Webber. What crappy voice overs. Peter said bored. The thought of dogs going to Heaven is highly overrated. Brian said. Well yes but the answer is simple all dogs
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world domination Chapter 1
Disclaimer: i dont own family guy...A/N: its just a bit of fun, and yet another creation that occurs when travelling. please review as reviews are love!My World domination plan;1. Kill that infernal creature that insists that I call her mother but whom does not deserve said title due to her insistence that I wear diapers.2. Destroy all companies that produce diapers3. Become president of the US4.
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A fit Peter Griffin family Guy spoof Chapter 1
A Thin Peter GriffinA Fit Peter GriffinBy: SeriphimTake off of Family GuyThisis the episode when peter doesnt just get liposuction and plasticsurgery but decides to get fit and healthy. This is in a play formatwith narrators and characters.CharactersAre:Peter,Lois, Meg, Brian, Stewie, Chris(Thetheme song plays)Lois:It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies, and sex onT.V.Peter:But wh
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Fungus Busters family guy spoof Chapter 1
Fungus BustersOpining credits lalalalalalalalalalala hes a family guyScene IPeter coming down the stairs as brain is watching TV on the couchBrian: hi Pete- whoa what is that!Peter: oh I got board so I glued some mushrooms to my back and I think there starting to spreadBrian: you should get that checked outPeter: na it fineLois coming down the stairs: peter have you seen my ja- ahhhhhhhh!Peter: I
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Family Guy
Brians Date Chapter 1
"Now, my magic device is almost ready," said Stewie, who is fiddling with a hat in front of him. He reached inside and... pulled out a bunny. "Yay!" shouted Stewie in delight. Brian walked in, who is holding a tuxedo. Stewie looks at Brian and asks, "Why you got that for? Party?" Brian, who is putting on his tuxedo, replys, "No, me and Jillian are going out for the evening." Stewie puts the rabbit
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Family Guy
Brians Date Chapter 2
Brian went inside the fourstart restraunt. The waiter came over to Brian and Jillian. They bothordered a soup with bread. Stewie crept into the kitchen and saw therevolting bread in the bin. Brian and Jillian's bread was already onthe side. Stewie grabbed the the old bread and swapped it with thenew bread. "Yuck... this is going to be staler than Peter'sComedy Night."'Peter was stood up in acrowd.
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Family Guy
Cannibalistic Camping Trip Chapter 1
CannibalisticCamping TripAhh!What the devil?! Stewie exclaimed, as Lois snatched away hismind-controlling-ray-gun.Comeon honey, we need to get ready for the camping trip, she told him. Stewie cursed with anger, as he was meaning to overtake his mothersmind, in his plot to rule the world.Damn! Just wait vile woman, when you are my slave, I will makeyour death slow and painful.Itseems today, that al
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Family Guy
The Secret Life of Stewie Griffin Chapter 1
Alright Stewie, You be good for Daddy while Im gone, Lois Griffin said as she left to run some errandsAlright Stewie, Yoube good for Daddy while Im gone, Lois Griffin said as she leftto run some errands.Yes, Im sure Iwont be able to get away with much while the fat man is taking hisafternoon nap, Stewie commented.Okay Stewie, are youready for a day filled with Peter said right before he fellasleep
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Family Guy
The Secret Life of Stewie Griffin Chapter 2
Stewie tied up Brian and started jumping on top of him. Tell me where the spare car keys are you slime bag.Why? Didnt Lois take the car to the market?No you ignorant boob! She walked. Now tell me! Stewie shouted.Theyre in Peters underwear drawer, Brian admitted.Gross. You get them.Youll have to untie me.Good point. Ill get them myself.Stewie reached into Peters drawer and grabbed the keys. As he r
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Family Guy
The Secret Life of Stewie Griffin Chapter 3
Oh my, I almostforgot something, Stewie said as he walked next door to theHalloween store. He came out wearing a clown mask. There. Now noone can know it was me.The store owner camerunning out as Stewie drove off. Hey, you didnt pay for that.Oh, whats the use?Stewie stopped at analley and climbed up the fire escape to the roof. He leaped acrossthe rooftops until he came to the roof of the Drunken
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Family Guy
The Secret Life of Stewie Griffin Chapter 4
Stewie took off acrossthe rooftops as fast as he could. When it came time for him to jumpdown, he waited until Quagmires car came up and then jumped on toof it.Glen, what wasthat? Lois asked.Quagmire answered,Dang prostitute. I thought I ditched her in San Francisco.Anyways, letsgets back to my place. I bet Peter is wondering where I am.Zzzz, Petersnored.As soon as the carpulled into the Griffins
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Family Guy Plays Games Chapter 1
Peteris sitting on the coach, watching TV. Suddenly the adverts come onand Mr T is standing in a white room. He then says, "I pity thefool, who doesn't buy World of Warcraft!" Peter jumps up, "I'mnot a fool!" Chris asks, "What is wrong, Dad?" Petergrabs Chris and pulls him out the door. They drive off and Chrisasks, "Where are we going?" Peter looks back to see policeofficers chasing him. "Chris!
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interview with stewie Chapter 1
Interview with Stewie Griffin Me:Hello Stewie.
Stewie:Set me free imbisile.
Me:I am sorry about kidnaping you Stewie but the people have questions.
Stewie:Fine.
Me:First question why do you hate Lois?
Stewie:I just do I've never known anything but hate for women.
Me:Which brings me to my next question are you gay?
Stewie:Define 'gay' for me would you.
Me:Do
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Stewies gun of stuffed animals Chapter 1
Stewies gun of stuffed animalsStewie he was called, a baby with mind of a genius, a evil genius. Ever since he had the dream last night he had a nack to build a stuffed animal gun that would turn stuffed animals into real life size living animals. The only doubt was they had no heart or meat or any animal parts that a normal animal would have. He wanted to take over the world and kill Lois, which
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Family Guy
Saw meets Family Guy Chapter 1
Lois wakes up. She looks over to see Peter. Peter were the hell are we? Lois asked. I dont know I just woke up and saw you lying there. Peter said. Oh god, Peter we are chained up. Lois said. Peter stares at the tv that turned on by its self. What the . Lois said before she was interrupted by Peter.Shut up Im trying to hear this Peter yelled at Lois. Rupert appears on the screen. ( Stewies voice i
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Family Guy
Saw meets Family Guy Chapter 2
-1Loisand Peter barge through the door. In the room there are three thingsa saw, a table , and Brian. Oh my god Brain. Lois yelled. ThenLois and Peter ran to Brian. Are you hurt? Lois asked. Brianstail started wagging as Lois pet him. Yeah Im fine. Brainsaid. A t.v. came from the ceiling and Stewie appeared on it. HelloBrian, are you ready to die. said Stewie with a laugh. Stewiestop this madness!
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Stewie the teenager Chapter 1
StewieStewieAbout timemy life started to pay off. I am a 16 yr old guy living in a shittown named Quahog. My family is ignorant and somewhat unsure abouttheir stupidity. I finally got invited to a party, after years ofdisappointing friendships with imbeciles Stuart Gillian Griffin isgoing to a party.HeyStewie, My mother says giving me a hug as I walk into the room.She acts like Im still her precio
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Peters farts Chapter 1
"heh heh heh heh""shut up dad!""you said penis! hehheh heh.""Your so immature!"Meg and peter werehaving a "discusion" about Meg's new sex ed class."Besides, your tootoung to know about sex!" peter said firmly."I'M SEVENTEEN DAD!""really? I thoughtyou were one, oh, wait thats stewie." Peter farted."OH, DAD! Uh, that'sdis-" She stopped in midsentence because she passed out.Suddenly Chris fell throug
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Peters farts Chapter 2
"Wow, that was great!" Peter said dressing. "oh crap, I forgot to call the ambulance!"when the doctors got there they immediatly passed out. Peter backed away slowly than ran out the door.Suddenly, an alarm! "This looks like a job for..." Peter started, then tried to put his cape on, but it ended up geting tangled up around him. "Someone else!"Later after Lois had gotten out of her fart enduced co
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Peters farts Chapter 3
Peter decided to go toQuagmire's house. But Quagmire was busy."Quagmire! Guesswhat?!" Peter yelled kicking in Quagmire's door, revealing himnaked and "busy" with a latino hooker."Peter, what thehell?! I'm tryin' to get laid here!""Fine, I'll show youby force, watch." Peter stripped down and stuck his ass inQuagmire's and his prostitutes face, and farted his loudest mostdisgusting fart, and acciden
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Quagmires dirty little secret Chapter 1
Stewie Griffin was playing Truth or Dare with his favorite teddy bear, RupertStewie Griffin was playing Truth or Dare with hisfavorite teddy bear, Rupert. Oh, no way, thats gross! Stewieyelled as Rupert dared him to lick his own foot and sing Lollipop byLil Wayne. But Stewie did it anyway because he didnt want Rupertto think he was a chicken. Shorty wanna hump, you know I like totouch your lovely
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I Guess This Would Be The Title Chapter 1
Requested by Birkin. This one is actually pretty stupid, but hey, these ARE one-sentence (in this case two) stories we're dealing with. Oh well. Please R&R friends.Brian was as pissed as a dog could possibly get."Dammit, Peter, for the last time: I DON'T NEED A FLEA COLLAR!!"
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