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The Vipers Chapter 8

Tank You Very MuchAN: No chicken's were hurt in the making of this story. Sorry if I offend anyone over the use of (old) news topics, I'm not meaning to sound racist or anything, just using news. I don't own the Joes, nor do I own Rolemaster. Maeve and Gwen belong to me, Wooky to my sister, and May to a friend.Sgt. Slaughter was a brave man, but being brave didn't make him fool-hearty, at least he

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Cobra Commander Goes To Brunch Chapter 1

The disclaimertelling all of you that I dont own any GI Joe characters iscovered in maple syrup and whipped cream. More fun from my derangedmind. CobraCommander Goes To BrunchThis is by far thestupidest idea Cobra has ever had, Cobra Commandergrumbled. And believe me thats a pretty hard standard to beat!Commander,Destro sighed, trying to be patient. You know we need morealliesBut a networkingbrunc

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Castles Heart Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Don't own them, never will. Hasbro/Devil's Due do. Don't want lawsuits, only laughs.This was collecting dust, so decided to post it. I hope you enjoy! please comment.Thank you AmyKay for Beta reading!Scarlett Slipper------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The old Scottish castle stood upon the large hill, ivy vines covering most of the struct

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The Gunner and the GreaseMonkey Chapter 2

GI JOE Season 3: episode 1The Gunner and the Grease-MonkeyChapter 220th arrondissement 1951 hrsRoadBlock and CoverGirl arrived in Paris with little incident. Their flight was long so they were allowed some time to freshen up at their hotel rooms. When the DGSE agents picked them up from the hotel, they were able to take in some of the sights of the surrounding arrondissement (or district). The vi

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Allies Shorts Chapter 4

Title: Thinking With The HeartFandom: G.I. JoeCharacters: FlintPrompt: Heart.Word Count: 414Rating: PG-13Flint walked down the corridor towards the mess. He was still fuming over the fight he had with Lady Jaye the previousafternoon. Why did she have to push him to say those three littlewords he was not ready to say. He made it clear from the verybeginning that this was just a casual relationship,

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The Vipers Chapter 9

These GreenShirts Can Save ThemselvesThe name McWerrin was synonymous with many things; lack of sanity,homicidal tendencies, psychosis, morbidity, common sense, andimagination. The name was also synonymous with sheer, grade Astubbornness, and a refusal to put the bearers of said name insituations where they could not save themselves. Which is why 4bearers of the McWerrin name found themselves wond

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Cobra Commander Conducts An Interview Chapter 1

The disclaimertelling all of you that I dont own any GI Joe characters has goneon an interview. This is just a little insanity that came out of mylittle mind. CobraCommander Conducts An InterviewAll right send inthe next applicant, Cobra Commander spoke. A tall man with broadshoulders, black hair and a blue and silver uniform walked in.Greetings and thankyou for applying for a position with Cobra,

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Castles Heart Chapter 2

Scarletts eyes blazed red, while watching the clumsy sailor look downwards towards the metal pile. She closed her eyes for a moment, trying to calm herself down. His immaturity just cost them their position. Why on earth did Duke allow him on the mission? Shaking her head, she knew that they must find cover before any more Vipers returned.I heard it come from in there. A voice became heard just ou

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The Gunner and the GreaseMonkey Chapter 3

GI JOE Season 3:episode 1TheGunner and the Grease-MonkeyChapter3Outskirtsof Paris 1247 hrsWhat kind ofcar did you say this was again? asked RoadBlock.Peugeot,said CoverGirl.Well I'm gladyou're driving. I never could get used to driving on the wrong sideof the road the way they do here.You know thesaying Marv's, 'When in Rome...'According tothe map you need to make a right at the next light...So w

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Allies Shorts Chapter 5

TURKEY DAY SURPRISEFlintwalked into the apartment he shared with Jaye. He could smellsomething burning and could hear Jaye cursing colorfully in severaldifferent languages. He walked towards the kitchen at the back ofthe apartment. As he entered the dining room he smiled at the sight.Jayehad set the table for two. On the table were bowls of mashedpotatoes, corn, gravy, green bean casserole, and ro

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Chiaroscuro Chapter 1

Title: Chiaroscuro
Author: elektralyte
Rating: T
Characters: Hank, Eric, OC
Disclaimer: I do not own Dungeons and Dragons the Cartoon series. I write for fun and have no intentions of profiting off this piece.
Warning: Some harsh language. Character deaths. Possibly OOC Hank.
A/N: Written for the Summer of 2008 FIC-A-THON. Thanks Scribbles for the beta!
Prompt: H

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I Hate Dreadnoks Chapter 1

The Dreadnoks tookoff with the disclaimer saying that I dont own any GI Joecharacters. Just some insane madness from my tiny mind. IHate DreadnoksWhat a day,Cobra Commander grumbled as he stormed down the hallway in hisheadquarters. What a stupid ridiculous day filled with stupidridiculous idiots! AndAAAAAAAAAHHHH!Suddenly the floorbecame extremely slippery and Cobra Commander fell on his behind a

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Castles Heart Chapter 3

Alpine? Lady Jaye called out, closely to the wall. Alpine? Can you hear me?Nothing. Alpine probably went to get help, she thought.' Or he ran out of the castle faster than the Cobras did only moments ago.She roamed her small flashlight around the small space. Where am I? she questioned herself. The thin light roamed the walls, cobwebs dominated the small area. She lifted the light towards the ceil

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The Gunner and the GreaseMonkey Chapter 4

GI JOE Season 3:episode 1TheGunner and the Grease-MonkeyChapter4DGSEHeadquarters 0625 hrsRoadBlockstaggered sleepily the next morning into DGSE headquarters. Theevents of the past few days had begun to weigh heavily on him. Thelack of sleep didn't necessarily bother him, but usually he wouldhave had the choice of either cooking his favorite dish or shootinghis Ma Deuce to take the edge off. Neith

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Allies Shorts Chapter 6

WHATS THAT SMELLFlintcouldnt sleep. He looked over at the slumbering form of Jayebeside him and sighed. At least she was finally sleeping. She hadbeen sick for two days. He felt her head and sighed yet again,noting that her high fever finally broke. He carefully got out ofbed so as not to wake her and headed towards the little kitchenetteshe shared with Scarlett who was currently away on a mission

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Chiaroscuro Chapter 2

This one's actually drabble-length! Well... sort of, anyway. The Joes are, by the way, still not mine. And yes, I will try very hard to make the next drabble NOT be SE/Scarlett, really, I will...Drabble #2: Yuuzai (Culpability)Summary: Sometimes, guilt is more complex than just taking the blame...Scarlett wondered if she would ever quite get used to the sharp tightening in her gut whenever Snakes

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GI Joe Olympics Chapter 1

The disclaimersaying I dont own any GI Joe characters is back in Beijing. Justsome more inspired madness. GIJoe OlympicsHello everyone! ImQuick Kick!And Im ShortFuse!And welcome to thecoverage of the first annual GI Joe Olympics! Quick Kick beamed.Both men were in black sports jackets with white shirts. Weregoing to show you highlights and one Low Light of the games.Lets start withthe opening cere

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Castles Heart Chapter 4

The Sky Strikers touched down on the runway at the Headquarters of the elite team known to the world as G..Duke watched the planes roll into the hangar, checking on all the pilots, and not that he was there for a certain redhead. No, that wasnt the case, well, maybe a little, and judging from the look she sent him while climbing out of her Striker, she wasnt pleased. Which meant a certain sailor h

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The Gunner and the GreaseMonkey Chapter 5

GI JOE Season 3:episode 1TheGunner and the Grease-MonkeyChapter5CrimsonGuard Stronghold ???? HrsRoadBlock'sjourney back to consciousness was slow and painful. When he wasfinally self aware, he started to open his eyes, but quickly shutthem because of the bright light that shone overhead. He surmisedthat he was on the ground lying on his back. He started to rise,however his muscles were still flac

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The Christmas Socks Chapter 1

p Disclaimer: Characters in this work (GI Joe/ Cobra) are the property of Marvel Comics, Hasbro
and Devil's Due Publishing, Inc., and are being used without permission. No profit is gained from the use of these characters.I know, I know, its way late. There is no excuse; I just didnt get it done in time.The Christmas SocksBy NickelinaBeachhead sat at a table along the wall on the mess. It was

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Chiaroscuro Chapter 3

Drabble #3... and as promised, NOT SE/Scarlett. I know, it's shocking, isn't it? -giggle- But I hope you'll enjoy your read anyway. And, well, this story's actually rated either T or M, depending on your point of view.Just so you're forewarned, this story is entirely done in dialogue. Beach calling Cover Girl Cinderella and Barbie doll comes from other fanfic, because I'm pretty sure they never ha

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Constrictor Chapter 1

"Yousummoned me, Cobra Commander? Dr. Mindbender approached CobraCommander's throne, walking slowly while maintaining a half bow, onearm in front of him and another in back. Like many Cobra thronerooms, the one in this particular base was lined with red tintedsteel and had various blinking equipment and view monitors. The hotcolors of the room only increased the apprehension of the underlingswho a

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Castles Heart Chapter 5

With Alpines stone in his pocket, Bazooka whistled all the way to Sci Fis quarters and knocked on the door. He glanced around, smiling at the Joes walking by, which all returned his greeting. Waiting for Sci Fi to answer, he continued whistling the theme to Transformers. He listened for any indication of Sci Fi inside his suite by pressing his ear against the door but heard only the silence.Guess

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The Gunner and the GreaseMonkey Chapter 6

GI JOE Season 3:episode 1TheGunner and the Grease-MonkeyEpilogueGIJOE Headquarters 0745 hrsCoverGirl walkedbriskly through the halls of GI JOE central command. It was her firstday back under her new rank so she wanted to be early for herdebriefing with Flint for a change. Once she entered the common area,she headed for the South corner elevator on the way to the commandwing. She saw the doors clo

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Cant Take The GI Joe Out Of The Girl Chapter 1

Disclaimer:I own neither G.I. Joe, or the inspiration for this story, Brooks andDunn's "Can't Take The Honky-Tonk Out of The Girl".Author'sNotes: This story was born of a simple misheard line. I was listeningto the song one day and while they sang "Somebody said 'Hey,where's Connie?'", I heard "Somebody said 'Hey, where'sCourtney?'" and then I needed someone whose mother would usupetheir wedding,

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Chiaroscuro Chapter 4

This is a drabble I wrote awhile ago; for some reason, I just can't get it tweaked to my heart's content. I'm hoping that if I post it, it'll stop bothering me to fix it... (And yes, I realize that my drabbles are out of hand and are starting to break two thousand words... while I'm sure this thing is long enough to post on its own, heck, I'd be embarrassed to!)Drabble #4: Yuusei (Vocal)Summary: H

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Constrictor Chapter 2

Lady Jayewoke up from her nap to some light knocks on her door. She wasalways an especially light sleeper right before a mission. She wasdoing a so-so job of resting up before her long flight to Australialater that night. There was just too much stuff to be done and toomuch stuff she wanted to do on top of that. She couldn't be too madat whoever it was. Had she really wanted to stay asleep, she wo

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Aftermath Chapter 1

PrologueYou never really know people until theyre gone. Or at least, you dont appreciate them enough. You just dont think about everything they must do until theyre not doing it anymore.Maybe not. I guess I cant really speak for everyone, but I certainly know thats what it was like for us, after Nigel left. There was just this big, gaping hole where he used to be, this missing gap in the action th

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Lifelines Vacation Chapter 1

(General Hawk's Office)Beachheadhad been called into a private meeting with General Hawk to discussthe recent training procedures put into place."So, howdo you think it's going?" Hawk asked."There'sbeen a definite improvement with preparedness in the ranks,"Beachhead reported in his soft Southern drawl. "Sgt.Slaughter's got them running drills every single morning, sevendays a week. And all of the

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Perfect Chapter 1

Stan dont swim out so far! Its not safe! Kyle called after himKye, its fine. There are a ton of people out here. He said back, swinging his arm around gesturing at the other swimmers. Kyle shook his head and swam over towards him. See? Fine.I guess. Kyle sighed, rolling over on his back to float in the water. A few minutes had passed when suddenly Kyle let his feet drop back into the water. He ten

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Chiaroscuro Chapter 5

This is silly, completely crack. I make plenty of apologies to Japanese culture for massive misappropriation, and Storm Shadow's grumpiness.Okaeri (Welcome Home!)Summary: There's nothing like coming home again... especially if it involves schoolgirls.Tee-hee!Oh, he is yummy! Isnt he? But look at his arms!I like the blond one! But I think hes American. Youre right, the other one oh, look, hes turni

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Constrictor Chapter 3

Scarlettformally began her new schedule the next morning by joining Beachheadat some ungodly hour for PT. She had learned that Wild Bill hadsomething similar scheduled for the afternoon when she wasapologizing to him the day before. She was glad that Bill hadn'tgotten it as bad as she had his was shorter, lesser and with norestrictions on field missions. Bill was also not being given theladder tr

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Aftermath Chapter 2

PromisesAbby, youve just gotta talk to him.Numbuh 5 sighed and turned from the computer. Numbuh 2, can you cut Numbuh 5 some slack here? She only been at this job two weeks! Shes gotta get ready for Kukis sis graduating, twenty somethin villains out there still sore cause they never got the cake, and a Father whos plannin another attack on this bum treefort!Another? Hoagie walked over and frowned

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Lifelines Vacation Chapter 2

(Next morning,0630 hours)
(Mt. Kingston, 8,423 ft.)Once Lift-Tickethad deposited him on the mountain and departed, Lifeline glancedaround at his desolate surroundings, feeling utterly alone.Buthe knew he wasn't alone. According to the information Beachhead hadprovided him about the area, there were probably others on themountain with him. Where was that information packet? He reachedinto one

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Christmas With Frontline Chapter 1

Disclaimer:I own the original character members of Frontline, but not theofficial Hasbro-owned G.I. Joe characters.----ChristmasWith FrontlineByJ.T. Magnus, "Turbo"----"Wethree kings of Orient are, tried to smoke a rubber cigar, it wasloaded and exploded and we traveled oh so far..."Havoctook a step back as Blaze and Turbo continued."Wetwo kings of Orient are, tried to smoke a rubber cigar, it was

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Chiaroscuro Chapter 6

Dokyou (Courage)Summary: He's never known just how to ask for what he wants.One of Terris favorite things to do had been tease him about women. Or, well, properly speaking, itd been girls, but Snake-Eyes smiled at the memory. Terrid certainly thought herself a proper woman at the time. Or a proper matchmaker, anyway.His twin sister had been popular; hed always been quiet. It still totally eluded h

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Constrictor Chapter 4

Dont worry,Zartan had an amused but smug tone. I think that this newdistraction you cooked up fits the operation rather well. We slowlyput more and more pressure on the Joes from all sides until we candevour them whole.Dr. Mindbender made noreply, continuing to wring his hands nervously. Zartan was leaningagainst a wall near the Cobra scientist. He normally wouldn't botherreassuring some Cobra lac

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Aftermath Chapter 3

I suppose we should have known, right from the start, what had happened to her. Looking back now, it all seems so plain and obvious, but at the time it was an utter surprise. KND was in chaos for weeks, searching for her.We were all in a daze, I think; more or less on autopilot that whole time. We just went through the whole search procedure, gave and received reports. Numbuh 86 gave the orders, b

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Lifelines Vacation Chapter 3

Everything thatEdwin knew about mountain climbing, he learned from Alpine. Thisdefinitely came in handy for missions and training, and it wasbetter than no experience at all. However, Edwin was far from beinga climbing expert. Climbing a simulated rock wall back at base wasvery different from facing down a sheer mountain cliff infreezing windchill. Nevertheless, he was determined to complete theta

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Christmas With Frontline Chapter 2

Author'snote: After writing "Christmas With Frontline", I realizedthat I had forgotten two of the Frontline members: Brick and Shooter.Let it not be said that I don't try to fill in plotholes...---ChristmasWith Frontline"TheLost Members"ByJ.T. Magnus, "Turbo"---"Havea good night wherever you were, Lieutenant?"SecondLieutenant Steven Johnson, codenamed "Brick" in asmart-mouthed referance to his bui

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Isotonic Chapter 1

IsotonicSummary: Where does everyone go for the best gossip? Some companies have a water cooler. The Joes have... a gym.Nice rep, Red, Duke congratulated Scarlett, dropping a towel on her abdomen as she lowered the bench press barbell back to its holder with a small ooof. You know youve been working out a lot lately. Beach Head busting your ass?If Beach Head wasnt busting ass, it would be a sad, s

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Constrictor Chapter 5

Two quiet weeks had passed since LadyJaye's mission in Australia. It wasn't exactly a vacation. Therewere still small Cobra cells to bust, not to mention plenty of workaround the base. Flint had recently returned from a business trip tosee Hawk over in Washington, afforded by the lack of Cobra activity. However, Lady Jaye knew from recent intelligence that things would bechanging soon. As such, sh

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