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Otto the Cell Phone Thrower Chapter 6
CHAPTER 6 :A TROUBLING REVELATIONBeijing, two days after the opening ceremony. Otto finally gets to uphold the promise he made to Marianne Kwyjibo XI, the Zambian cellphone throwing sensation. The moment of truth is here: he is about to go to a cyber caf near the Water Cube, the venue for all Olympic diving and synchronized swimming events along with most swimming events. Marianne herself gets int
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The Murder of M F Burns Chapter 5
After leaving the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, MontgomeryFrederick Burns went to his son's mansion. There was no fence, notone way of keeping unwanted people away.He knocked on the door, and Monty Burns opened the door. His fathernoticed that he wasn't wearing a suit, but a white polo shirt andshorts. Somehow, it made him look more pretentious.You know where I live? he asked, sounding mildly d
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Otto the Cell Phone Thrower Chapter 7
In this chapter, you may learn more about Arnie Pye and his life. But, for now, accept what I say only as a theory.CHAPTER 7 :CONFUSIONWang begins to talk to Otto, Do you still want to throw cell phones after these Olympics? Or you want to take up another sport instead? To which the bus driver answers, No matter how well or how ill I perform in these Olympics, its decided: the world of cell phone
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Murder By Stupidity Chapter 10
Chapter Ten: A Plan Foiled"It's really...Sideshow Bob!!" Lisa yells.Sideshow Bob removes the Smithers mask, revealing his large hair. "Yes, it is I!!" He laughs and pushes a button on the desk. A cage falls and traps the Simpsons."There goes my theory..." Homer takes out a piece of paper and looks at it. On it is the word Lenny. He crumples it up and throws it away."And now that I have the Simpson
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Otto the Cell Phone Thrower Chapter 8
CHAPTER 8 :MIRACLE IN THE CHURCHTwo days before the preliminary round of the cell phone throwing competition, Wang brings Otto, Janick and the State Comptroller, Janices mother-side uncle. Wang forced him to attend the Sunday mass in the Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception in Beijing, because he wanted his protg to be as close to God as possible in the last few days before the Olympic competiti
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The Murder of M F Burns Chapter 8
It was all set up. Although he had originally decided to keep itsimple, he couldn't help but go out of his way to draw things out.There was a tacky checkered blanket spread on the ground, and abasket atop it. It was on a grassy spot, about a half a dozen yardsfrom the edge of the gorge.Burns stood a few feet back from the edge, absentmindedly stroking ahandgun hidden in a holster under his t-shirt
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Waylon Smithers and the death of Burns Chapter 1
Ever since a very early age I wasnt loved, my parents never loved me, my friends were few and as I grew I had found a loveEver sincea very early age I wasnt loved, my parents never loved me, myfriends were few and as I grew I had found a love. However as timecontinued to sprinkle its magic on my life I could see the friendshipbetween me and my boss slowly deteriorating and slowly we spendingless a
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Day by Day Chapter 1
Day By DayDayBy DayAPoem dedicated to Lisa/ Nelson fandomForgiveme if this is terribly corny and clich.PolarmagnetsNorthand south, spread across the world.Twoform one attractionNaturelively with reaction,Earthsbeauty is unfurled.Hersunshine hair,Hisbutton nose,Hergentle, loving eyes.Hismuscles, with which to pulverize,Yetbeneath it all he does care.Shesaw something within him,Notjust a hard-faced
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The Simpsons Present Aladdin Chapter 3
Okay, so got some new characters to introduce here. Babu and Fladdin, as well as some others. Sort of my way of making up for taking out the songs.Characters:Homer-AladdinBart-AbuWiggum-RazulLou-LozulSideshow Bob-BabuSideshow Mel-Fire SwallowerApu-Man who takes offenseArtie Ziff-Suitor riding inCarl-Servant Carlton to ZiffLenny-Servant Leonard to ZiffNed Flanders-Fladdin, Aladdin's annoying street
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Homer and Superglue Chapter 5
I know it has been a long time, but I am BACKI know it has been along time, but I am BACK!Ahhh, this room isnice. I wonder if repainting the room would count as expenses. I kindof dont like this pale color arrangement. I wonder if they make acolor that combines bright orange, bright yellow, and bright green,Homer thought out loud.Dad, having theexpenses cover the surgery of the check-in lady is pu
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Persistent Justice for an ExClown Chapter 3
Thanks to AMX for reviewing! Because Gaslight Saxophone I have decided to point something out; this is a fan fiction! A story written by a fan that will never come true! A story that is written in the authors view of things! Not every story about Homer Simpson will have him shoving donuts down his throat and making love to Marge. Either G.S. cant understand that or they worship Homereither way, I
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Persistent Justice for an ExClown Chapter 4
Thanks to TheyKilledKenny, Swisssmarie, AMX, & RIPSydBarrett for reviewing!Lisa, what are you doing today? Marge asked as she served a duo of bacon and eggs to her first daughter. Homer sat there in silence, reading over the newspaper as though it were a normal day routine. Funny how Lisa never saw him do such a thing dailyperhaps he started when the kids moved out; after all, who could read w
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Persistent Justice for an ExClown Chapter 5
Thanks to AMX for reviewing!Quick note since Im having trouble describing it; Lisas appearance is basically like in that one episode where she runs off to the woods, meets a fortune teller, hears about her first love, and almost gets married. I cant recall what its called though.Plus, I switched the names of a popular TV show so I wouldnt get sued. There was a long moment of silence between the tw
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Persistent Justice for an ExClown Chapter 6
Thanks to AMX for reviewing!As I said before, this is a short story so Im going to skip to the rising of the climax. I just got done with my first day of school and, with the long slow agonizing classes of going over rules combined with 4 hours of sleep and the south heat...I'm exhausted.Disclaimer: I dont own cereal names.So many hours had passed.Lisa arrived at her old home around 7 PM, not havi
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Persistent Justice for an ExClown Chapter 7
Thanks to AMX, Ruby Roots & Mary Sues Ugly BFF for reviewing!School so far has seemed long since we went over rules and such for the first few days, hence the first part of the chapter. Im exhausted, Im having trouble with my sleeping pattern/schedule, and I already have homework XD Yippie! Still, Ill try to update as much as I can. I hear a hurricaneGustov was it? Yeah, some hurricane like th
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The Body Beneath Chapter 9
Okay, so I have noo idea what's going on with this story. It looks like i repeated chapter 8 with chapter 9. So i deleted chapter 9, because this is supposed to be chapter 9. Okay, so I will do chapter 10 soon, very, very soon. So enjoy this chapter. Yeah, I hope there won't be anymore mess ups.Moving Back to Springfield is a "No, Go".Lisa sat on he bed, looking out the window. Would we ever move
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Wished Away Chapter 2
The StoryJanuary 1st, 2008Lisa had just told Mike that she had a brother. But what happened to him?Lisa and Mike sat on the couch. She was about to tell him what happened.So, what happened to him? Mike asked.December 20th, 1998The Simpsons were sitting at the table eating breakfast. Homer was reading the paper. Marge was washing dishes. Bart was eating bacon. And Lisa was eating cereal.So, kids to
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Wished Away Chapter 5
Wow!! Thanks soo much metallicanirvana! And man school is one of the worst thing they can do to children and teens. But anyway, Thanks!!I had a grammar error at the end of chapter 4, and its supposed to say this But...I dont want to. So, sorry about that. Because I need that now. =)But...I dont want to.Lisa stood there, and listened to the words replay in her head. Forget me. Forget me like youre
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Wished Away Chapter 6
Thanks so much to everyone who reviewed this story! I'm so sorry I haven't updated in a while. School get in the way of my writing career. Well, maybe. Anyway, for the people who review my other stories, I'm sorry I haven't updated my other stories. I will update them after this story. But right now this story is my main idea right now.How Could You Not Believe Me?Marge and Homer looked at each ot
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Wished Away Chapter 7
Everyone that has reviewed my story; Thank you! I'm sorry about the delay. But school gets in the way and stuff. I told someone that I would finish the story after school let's out, but I couldn't stay away. I had a good idea and I had to write it down. To everyone who thought my story was becoming boring, well not for long. These next few chapters will probably be the best out of the whole story.
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Wished Away Chapter 9
Huh, usually I have to say something before I start... but it's one in the morning, and I'm pretty tired. Once again I'm blaiming school for my problems. Anyway, enjoy!My Brother... Joe?Wow, I cant believe it.What cant you believe? And hey! Dont read my folder! Joe tried to grab it out of her hands, but having a broken leg and arm on the same side made it a little difficult.Lisa turned her back on
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Wished Away Chapter 11
Thank you Depthmon for reviewing! And, so it comes to this. This is actually my first fanfic that I have finished. So... yea. I have another one I'm thinking about, so that should be good. And, I have to finish The Body Beneath... So, I try and get things done. But, enjoy my ending!This is nice. He started touching all sorts of things on it. When he touched one wrong spot and it broke. Oh-. He sto
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Medical School Is SOOOO Easy Chapter 1
Medical School Is SOOOO Easy!Now Im trying to avoid, yeah, Im trying to avoid a malpractice suit, like a surgeon cutting for the very first time, like a surgeon; organ transplants on my lineWeird Al Yankovics Like a SurgeonNikkita, darling, its time to get up, I remember my mother saying to me as I looked over, my eyes drowsy. It was my high school graduation, and I had passed with flying colors i
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King Henry Died Drinking Chocolate Milk Chapter 1
King HenryDied Drinking Chocolate Milk (LOLXD)Dontknow where I got this title. Enjoy! Well actually I got it frommath class but whatever.HomerSimpson was getting some chocolate milk mix from the cupboard.Homer, stop that! Marge yelled, I need that for the bakesale at the church! Well, too bad! Yelled Homer, God canmake His own brownies! Homer put chocolate milk mix, cake batter,and ice cream into
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Banjos Beauty Queens and Broken Hearts Chapter 3
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all for reading and reviewing! It really means a lot to me. Pleasecontinue read and review. Thank you:)CHAPTER THREECHAPTER THREE:Much to my surprise, Staceysentire team of writers fell in love with my song of unrequited longing for anunattainable man. Despite their almost excessive plaudits, I couldnt help butfeel like I had just given up a part of my soul that was nev
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Trapped Alone Chapter 4
EpilogueKing Zabannuu decided to put his kingdom into the country of the United States of America, making the underground tower, the visiting spot for all the citizens of Springfield.Dr. Hibbert looked at Montgomery and said slowly, Im sorry, Montgomery, hes deadWhawhat? he asked, with the worry showing in his eyes.Dr. Hibbert laughed and then said, Im just kidding.Montgomery looked bitterly at th
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Herkies Adventure Chapter 4
By now, Smithers haswandered some distance and still trying to figure out who he is andwhere he has to go. He sees a billboard proclaiming TRY ALOHA ALOECREAM FOR ALL YOUR SKIN RASHES AND BURNS. BurnsBurnsBurnsstarts echoing in Smithers head likesomething he should know, but cant quite grasp. Soon he passes anewspaper kiosk where the headlines proclaim THE ISOTOPES BILLMCCLOSKEY HITS HOMER while a
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Time After Time At Least Chapter 1
A/N: Well, this is a one-sided, sad!fic about Smithers never being able to truly love Mr. Burns the way he wished he could. It came to me after a tubing trip I took with my bff, her mom, her sister and her sister's friend. It was really fun and I had an awesome time, except for the weird sunburn I got on my knees. Not my back, not my arms, but my knees. Screwy, eh? With a mixture of watching The S
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Pride of the Springfielders Part One Chapter 3
ACTONE- SCENE TWO(Wecut from Homer on the couch to the Oval Office, where Burns issitting, discussing his plan with current US president George W. Bushand Nuclear Safety Commissioner-Springfield Branch- Eugene Goldberg.)BURNS: And so we add the final touches, and voila! A power plant thatcan cleanly and efficiently supply power to the entire country, thusadding to Republicans wallets-(Burns winks
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Pride of the Springfielders Part One Chapter 6
INTERLUDE ACT ONE(We cut from Skinner inperil to the Simpsons, walking through the desecrated town square.They are followed by a small group of Springfielders, includingSideshow Mel-sporting a black eye-, Ned Flanders, Gil Gunderson, ThePrinces, and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.)HOMER (surveyingthe destruction): Whew! They sure did a number on this place. Idhate to live here. (He looks around.) WaitDoh!
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Pride of the Springfielders Part One Chapter 7
ACTTWO, SCENE TWO(Ednadrives to Springfield General, where several ambulances are cloggingthe emergency entrance. Skinner was not the only one hurt in theriot, it seems.)EDNA:Hold on, Seymour. Were here. Were at the hospital. Please holdon.(Skinnerstirs, just barely, groaning with pain.)(Ednapulls as close as she can to the entrance, and gets out of the car,running to the nearest EMT.)EDNA:I need
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20 ways to annoy The Simpsons Chapter 6
20 ways to Annoy Mr. Burns!1) Make fun for his love of cashews2) Poor people3)Poor needy people4) Being pore5) The hounds day off6) Smithers day off7) Steal his money8) Threaten him that you'll burn it9) If doesn't belive you, burn it10) If he does, just burn it...for fun11) Run away.12) The hounds dont catch you...beacuse it was there day off13) Losing Bobo his bear14) Finding out that you stole
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Wishbones The Springfield 9 Chapter 4
RALPH "This is fun!" Ralph rolls in the garbage."Well, that was a waste of a wish!" Milhouse gets up slowly and walks away."Hey! I found something!" Ralph picks up Thromnambular. "PUDDING!""Pudding I am not round little creature. But granting wishes is my main feature." Ralph puts Thromnambular in his mouth. "Tell me what you want you special boy. And I shall give you it to enjoy!" Ralph takes him
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Wishbones The Springfield 9 Chapter 6
SIDESHOW BOBWhen Krusty made his wish, Thromnambular was transported to his next victim. This was none other that the homicidal maniac, Sideshow Bob.Bob is still in prison for attempting to kill Bart by incineration. "Damn that Bart Simpson." Bob gets up from his bed. His hair seems to have limped a little. Almost like its sad. "I'll have my day. You'll see, YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!""Oh pipe down. You do
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Ned vs the Seven Deadly Sins Chapter 5
Sideshow Bob was happy. Selma Bouvier was now monogamous with a man she knew only as Lou. The police force was happy to have a new family member to add to the group, along with Chief Clancy Wiggums wife Sarah and son Ralph. They plan to spend the rest of their lives together. Montgomery Burns is buried in the grave marked with a tombstone reading:CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS??-CURRENT YEARDIED OF SUDD
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Day Under the Sun Chapter 6
Moe and Waylon literally walked into each other. Each man fell on his rump. They started talking in unison, Listen I hey, you know youre a great guy but I think we should break up.The two men stood aback from each other. You want to break up with me? But I thought you were desperate, answered Waylon, confused.I am but its not worth minors to keep you. If someone as kind as you comes along in the n
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Leonard Girl Chapter 3
Sorry about short chapter. Not much really. I NEED AN IDEA FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!Thanks for the reviews!Sorry if I get characters personality wrong. If do, tell me in a review please.Back down in town Vanessa entered Apu's store and looked around. As she did Bart and some blue hair kid came up to her."Vanessa do you know me?" Bart asked."Why sure I do Bart." Vanessa said looking at him."Wow Bart! Y
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Fallout Shelter Chapter 6
Disclaimer: I do not own The Simpsons.Please Read & Review:)I have pizza for breakfast, Charla announced cheerfully when he reluctantly answered the door to her the following morning , her smile as sunny as the island day outside, brandishing a box containing said pie, a delicious aroma emitting from it. Isnt it fun?Oh, yeah, I dont know when Ive had such fun, Smithers said sardonically, but h
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Fallout Shelter Chapter 7
Disclaimer:I do not own the Simpsons. Please read and review! MondayLennyand Carl stood tremulously before the great oak desk. The formertwiddled his thumbs in nervous apprehension, whilst the latterseyes darted uneasily around the room, landing on anything except thefrail but ominous looking man behind the desk who had summoned themhere. But that mans focus wasnt on the pair of nincompoopsalready
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 5
Chapter5: The Springfield ConnectionBackin Springfield Lisa and Bart were still confronting the fact thateveryone and everything was changing. Barts only concern was thathe was getting stupider by the second. Lisas concern was that ifFrink couldnt fix his machine they couldnt get Smithers andBurns back to Springfield.Bart:(picking his nose) Lisa, I want to share something with you.Lisa:Bart, no.Ba
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 6
Chapter6: Lisa and Bart3(cubed) (part 1)Liztook her purse and snuck down to the lobby. She had no idea where shewas gonna go but she had to go somewhere. It was no safe just to waitaround for a world Burns. Suddenly, it hit her. So she picked up hercell phone and dialed.Liz:Sean? Its Liz. Hi. Fine thanks. Im having a bit of crisiscould my grandmother and I stay with you for a few days? I canttalk
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Isla Nuclear Chapter 2
Me: I know this is kind of a short chapter but I've been really busy lately and I don't want to make you guys wait any longer so here's the second chapter.Mr. Burns, Smithers, Graf, and Arnold were watching what was going on.Burns: Smithers what is happening?Smithers: I think the storm is causing the animals to act weird.Burns: Every dinosaur is climbing over the fences except the triceratops it d
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